<?php function getIscStrings($iscStat) { $sql = " SELECT ( SELECT String FROM itemstatcost as i LEFT JOIN strings AS `s` ON `i`.descstrpos = `s`.`Key` WHERE `Stat` = '$iscStat' ) AS string1, ( SELECT String FROM itemstatcost as i LEFT JOIN strings AS `s` ON `i`.DescStr2 = `s`.`Key` WHERE `Stat` = '$iscStat' ) AS string2, ( SELECT descfunc FROM itemstatcost as i LEFT JOIN strings AS `s` ON `i`.descstrpos = `s`.`Key` WHERE `Stat` = '$iscStat' ) AS descfunc, ( SELECT descval FROM itemstatcost as i LEFT JOIN strings AS `s` ON `i`.descstrpos = `s`.`Key` WHERE `Stat` = '$iscStat' ) AS descval "; return PDO_FetchRow($sql); }